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People: You're fat
Me: ....
People: You're ugly
Me: ....
People: You're stupid
Me: ....
People: You can't ride
Me: .....
People: Your horse should be in a glue factory
Me: I'm giving you three seconds to run.
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“Fucking stop grabbing my arse in public, John!”
“You think you can stop me? Good luck with that.”
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undefined-fabrics-of-fabulosity:
This doesn’t have enough reblogs !
I am CRYING.
MY CHEST HURTS FROM LAUGHING.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BEATINYO-AZ
STAHP
yoaz
(via fiuefey)
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They say suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Well, the problem of being human isn’t so temporary and sometimes a permanent solution seems to be the best possible way out.
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"Mom I think I'm dying" "I don't care you're still going to school" →
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Run- George Strait
(via cascadecowgirl)
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Ed Sheeran, “Drunk”
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That about sums it up.
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why is the entire world not investing in this
this is such a good investment why the fuck
guys this is good idea
omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes
…..HOLY SHIT
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER
HOLY SHIT BALLS
O_O
Why is this not real yet
This needs to be.
This needs to happen.
can this be real
it would take like 3 minutes to get to my girlfriends house and back(via eyecandyburns)
